Fucktose Intolerant T-Shirt

Some people are lactose intolerant. You? You're Fucktose Intolerant "the condition of being completely unable to tolerate other people's bullshit." 🙄

This dictionary style definition tee says what you've been thinking all along, printed clean and classy on the front so the joke hits before anyone even finishes reading. Complete with phonetic spelling [fuk-tose in-tol-or-ance] and a little speaker icon, because some truths deserve to be said out loud.

Perfect for the friend who's allergic to drama, the colleague who's done pretending to care in meetings, or honestly... yourself, on a Monday. It's the gift that says "I love you, but also leave me alone"  and it'll get a laugh from everyone who's ever rolled their eyes into the back of their skull.

Wear your diagnosis with pride. There's no cure, and frankly, you don't want one. 💅

Product features

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
• Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit
• Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and low irritation
• Bold back print produced with high-detail printing methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider)
• REACH certified, ethically produced blanks (sourced from Honduras; Bella+Canvas standards)

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dryclean