Cockapoo Employee T-Shirt — Funny Dog Lover Tee
Let's be honest about the chain of command at home: the cockapoo is the boss, and you're just staff. 🐾 This bold, no-nonsense tee says it loud and proud "COCKAPOO EMPLOYEE" because clocking in for that curly little manager is a full-time, round-the-clock job. No sick days. No overtime pay. Just endless cuddles as your only currency.
Your duties include (but are by no means limited to): personal chef, professional ball-thrower, on-demand belly-rub technician, chauffeur, and 3am door-opener. The pay's terrible, the hours are brutal — but the company? Unbeatable. 💼🐶
It's the perfect funny gift for any cockapoo mum or dad who jokes that their dog runs the household (because, well... they do). Big, bold lettering that gets noticed at the dog park, on the school run, or down the pub — and every fellow doodle owner will instantly know exactly what you mean.
Proud member of staff. Devoted to the fluffiest boss in town. Because once you're a Cockapoo Employee, you never really clock off. 🐾
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a structured fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and low irritation
- Bold back print produced with high-detail printing methods (DTF/DTG depending on provider)
- REACH certified, ethically produced blanks (sourced from Honduras; Bella+Canvas standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
