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The staggered, out-of-focus lettering does the talking so you don't have to (which is handy, because by round five you can't).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSoft, lightweight and comfy enough to fall asleep in on the sofa at 2am  this is the funny drinking shirt that gets the giggles every single time. Wear it ironically. Wear it accurately. 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